No. of coaches with Uefa’s top qualifications. Spain: 23,995, Italy: 29,420, Germany: 34,970 and France: 17,588. England have 2,769.

I’m not sure about England players underperforming. Glen Johnson is that bad every week for Liverpool…

What’s Armed Forces Day and why do we need it?

Society, you’re a crazy breed. I hope you’re not lonely without me.

My tip before the #worldcup: ‘Portugal are going to struggle. I just don’t see where their goals are going to come from.’ OOOOOF.