Just wrote my resignation notice for the SU. Sad times!

Is it still fun crushing the Aussies when they’re this bad? Yes. Yes, it is. #ashes

Susan Boyle on BBC Breakfast. Presumably being asked what music ever did to make her fucking hate it so much.

THE ELECTRONS ARE ANGRY.

Fucking disgusting what happened today. RIP Lib Dems. Electoral oblivion. People won’t forget this.